10 possibly unrelated, but potentially amusing reasons to hire Jay
Modified:
- As a copywriter, I copy all that I write… from my brain. Shhhhh!
- I am nothing without Microsoft Word spell-checker
- I think I hate the commercial breaks on TV more than anyone else
- I often use too many semicolons in my copy; I have no idea why
- I am listening to you; even when sometimes it doesn’t seem like it
I push the pencil; and help pull in the sales...
- I hate meetings that drag on for more than an hour… let’s do the work already!
- I hate to be treated like a freaking walking dictionary
- I believe in responsible consumption; don’t bite off more than you can chew
- I like to work with people that like to work with me
- I love advertising. I hate advertising. You know?
